Somehow it was even more boring than I feared.
Impressions:
Anybody familiar with the original series knew this was coming, but good christ, did they do their best to make it as boring as goddamned possible and unanchored to goddamned anything as possible. Worse, it failed to answer the fundamental question of "so what?" It's just an info dump spat out on the screen, for a character with no presence or importance to not even react to, apropos of nothing and furthering nothing. Here's some goddamned lore for you. Bitches like lore. See how complex and deep our setting is? We're such great writers. Might as well have killed off some tertiary character with no presence or importance to anybody or anything, because lord knows this show has enough of those. And that's a sentiment I'm sure we won't be revisiting tomorrow.
Next Episode:
We're done with Mustachio already?